#Programming humor

[systemdeez]

Let's write a C++ program together. I'll start us off.

int main() {

[biobizarre]

How hard can C++ be

😌

[vexwerewolf]

[thenerdsupply-co]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[noizepushr]

There are three types of coding bugs:

1. Oopsie! I messed up that syntax! Silly me, let me fix up that typo

2. Oh god I never concidered this scenario I’m going to need to do so much work in order to account for it and fix this oversight fuck me

3. Where the fuck is it?!?!?! I cannot concieve of a way this could have gone wrong and neither have all ten of my peers. A phantasm has possessed my code and will not leave

[codingcorgi]

Something romantic for programmers to do, write a console program for your crush. Only for them to not know what it means and just reply "👍"

[el-ffej]

Text below:

Angels: so what's up with the platypus

God: yeah, about that

Angels: seriously

God: idk it doesn't do anything but it I take it out the world won't compile

[mrsfoone]

@foone made a funny comment about latex gloves. The following conversation occurred.

Me: we don't kink shame in this house. You do you.

Foone: I did threaten to kink shame someone last night.

Me: was it feet?

Foone: nah, worse! C++ programming

[thenerdsupplyco]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[omeletcat]

sometimes when i find a tutorial on how to add something in my game, and the guy shows his code and its like twice as long and fancy as mine and has a bunch of other stuff i feel disappointed i my script and try and go like: its not about the size of your code its about how you use it! but then my code doesn't work...

[bunnydevs]

Struggling with keeping things organized while simultaneously enjoying coding and game dev is like walking into a house of mirrors. You just keep smacking into shit and can't find things you need half the time.

Oh let me grab that character sprite *smacks into wall* hey what was the color of that heading? *confidently walks into mirror* let me just fix this part, I think it was supposed to be-- *runs into small gremlin like being*

[systemdeez]

"std" is probably one of the top ten worst ways to abbreviate "standard." My code will give you chlamydia.

[biobizarre]

😂😭

[goshdanghowdy]

My niche programming comic probably only i find funny (and riu after an explainer)

[chequerootlurks]

[noizepushr]

Bitches are always like “oh Casey you’re so good at tech” bitch no I am not I am good at looking up tutorials and internalizing info I read